BLAH BLAHs

Deliver me a truckload of Prozac its that kind of day where everything is going wrong 'People' say I'm a pessimist NOT TRUE I'm more of an optimist than anyone I...am...ABSOLUTELY POSITIVE...that shit happens! There's not a doubt in my mind, everything that can go wrong will It is not pessimism it's pragmatism it is realizing that at certain times in your existence, this Universe will fully and completely conspire against you Once that is realized no stress or anxiety is needed just sit back and watch the chaos unfold and hope you make it home with your head still attached to your neck